Thursday 22 October 2009

Push Around

Nice ambiguity given the bridesmaids at Muriel's wedding used to pick on her. Then in a wheelchair.

Don't worry about Rhonda Mrs. E, we'll push her around.

From: http://www.murielsweddingmovie.com/Lines/Wedding/lineswedding1.htm

Tania: Rhonda, your mom told us you're moving back to Porpoise Spit.
Cheryl: It will be just like old times.
Tania: Don't worry about Rhonda, Mrs. E. We'll push her around.

Wednesday 21 October 2009

Pickle on our hands

we've got a bit of a pickle on our hands. Tonight's episode of Don't Tell the Bride. Luke the best man. Stu the groom. Wanted a wedding band. Ended up collaring a busker. Having their wedding in a boozer.

Tuesday 20 October 2009

Spending a Penny

Sent by my Dad by email.

The English Penny

EU Directive No. 456179

In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a Penny' is not to be used after 31st December 2009 .

From this date, the correct terminology will be: 'Euronating'.

Thank you for your attention.

Tuesday 13 October 2009

Cold Shower

jeremy kyle. Tuesday 13th October. After having as guests two very unfaithful couples who had managed to have a baby, said 'I'm going for a cold shower'. I think he means he wanted to cool off since was exasperating. Itv1.

Thursday 8 October 2009

Wednesday 7 October 2009

How the Other Half Lives

x factor. 09. When the girls get to danii's home in dubai. This is like a taste of how the other half live. Lucie Jones, 18. Impressed with how magnificent.

Sunday 4 October 2009

On The Shoulder

"Taking all that on the shoulder" Talking about me being out
at Jane's party about spasms. "Taking all that on the chin".

Jane Heir.