Bad Sportsperson

Katie Price just before leaving said that she is not a bad sportsperson. Like sportsmanship. Politically correct. Nice.

Leading Lady

anvil. Colossus. No 216. Cryptic.

vegas hands

sponge fingers. Kate and paul. Listening to otis reading. Bina.

Push Around

Nice ambiguity given the bridesmaids at Muriel's wedding used to pick on her. Then in a wheelchair.

Don't worry about Rhonda Mrs. E, we'll push her around.

From: http://www.murielsweddingmovie.com/Lines/Wedding/lineswedding1.htm

Tania: Rhonda, your mom told us you're moving back to Porpoise Spit.
Cheryl: It will be just like old times.
Tania: Don't worry about Rhonda, Mrs. E. We'll push her around.

Pickle on our hands

we've got a bit of a pickle on our hands. Tonight's episode of Don't Tell the Bride. Luke the best man. Stu the groom. Wanted a wedding band. Ended up collaring a busker. Having their wedding in a boozer.

Spending a Penny

Sent by my Dad by email.

The English Penny

EU Directive No. 456179

In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a Penny' is not to be used after 31st December 2009 .

From this date, the correct terminology will be: 'Euronating'.

Thank you for your attention.

Cold Shower

jeremy kyle. Tuesday 13th October. After having as guests two very unfaithful couples who had managed to have a baby, said 'I'm going for a cold shower'. I think he means he wanted to cool off since was exasperating. Itv1.